11. Three Finger, Saw Tooth, and One Eye; Wrong Turn (2003)
Played By: Julian Richings, Garry Robbins, Ted Clark
Country folk are always happy to give you directions when you get lost, unless, of course, they're inbred mutant cannibals trying to lure you into a trap.
As anyone who has lived off of a dead-end road will tell you, even with the proliferation of smart phones and GPS technology, people still constantly end up getting lost in the country, in need of directions. Which is lucky for the backwoods cannibals in Wrong Turn, who otherwise would be sorely lacking in bodies to dismember. Call them opportunists.