Played By: Rory Calhoun

If a redneck smokes delicious meat in real life, the secret is usually venison. If they smoke delicious meat on film, the secret is usually human flesh. Though many cinematic rednecks have considered human flesh a delicacy, Motel Hell's Vincent practices the most meticulous preparation methods this side of Soylent Green.

He has a great thing going when the film kicks off, with his own human garden out back of the motel, but of course, it all gets messed up when he falls in love. Unfortunately, it seems running a successful people-processing business requires undivided attention.