Played By: Billy Drago, Robert Joy, Desmond Askew, Ezra Buzzington, Micahel Bailey Smith, Laura Ortiz

The next time your family takes a vacation, you need to set Mapquest to avoid old nuclear testing sites. Unfortunately for the family in Alexandre Aja's merciless remake of The Hills Have Eyes, they drive straight into the nightmare.

The thing about deformed mutants is that they hold a bit of a grudge. It's hard to blame them after those damn scientists ruined their chances of winning any beauty pageants with all them mushroom clouds. Granted, burning people alive and killing mothers heads off in front of their infant children is taking that anger a bit too far.