Played By: John Brumpton, David Lyons, Mathew Wilkinson

Do not fuck with a hillbilly's weed. For city folk, the sticky icky is a way to unwind after a long day. For the back-country farmer, it's a way to keep the family business going after corporate agriculture renders more conventional crops unprofitable.

After yuppie couple Robert and Pia get lost on a boating trip, they learn this lesson the hard way. Respect the relationship between rednecks and weed: My Morning Jacket didn't just appear out of thin air, people.