Played By: Holden McGuire, Billy Ray McQuade

David Allen Coe once said that a country song isn't really a country song if it "doesn't say anything at all about mama." He makes a good point. A good country boy loves his mama.

The problem comes, though, when the mama in question prompts you to rape and murder unsuspecting female campers who happen to be frolicking naked in a pond. Roger Ebert wasn't too interested in seeing how that problem played out. He famously hated this Troma film, saying, "The question of why anyone of any age would possibly want to see this movie remains without an answer."