Played By: Kane Hodder

Walking into a cursed swamp pretty much guarantees your death in horror films. But entering said swamp to film a porno entitled Bayou Beavers ensures that, beyond a shadow of a doubt, most of your party is about to get slaughtered.

Even if Victor Crawley—the monstrous slasher/antagonist in the independent throwback horror romp Hatchet—didn't want to attack the sleazy porno artists and aimless college students who've wonder into his woods, the gods of cinema would have demanded it.