It seemed like the perfect couple's trip: you, your boo, and some sandy beaches. It only took one day of nonstop all-inclusive cocktails and rum shots from the minibar for you to gain clarity about your relationship. It isn't working, you can't stand your girlfriend, and you want out. How many Instagram pictures is a man supposed to pose for, anyway? She already took several photos of you in your sandals and tagged them "B.C. #retros."

Though you may want to end things as soon as your boy leaves a comment clowning you, wait until you're back on homeland soil to bid her "adieu." Let her enjoy the rest of her getaway, and pull your getaway when the vacation comes to a close.