All of the anxiety you felt leading up to meeting her folks was justified. Her dad and brothers are giving you the evil eye, her mother is asking you way too many questions about where the relationship is going, and your girlfriend is not doing anything to ease the tension. You cannot fathom spending another second with her family, let alone binge locked down to this girl for life. You could go out like a boss and tell her and her dysfunctional family that you're done as you sprint out of the house, but are you sure her father was joking about that gun in the attic?