It's simple arithmetic; they can't take all of you in. If you're going to do some public drinking, try to do it with your lightweight friends. Ideally, these pals would also be slower of foot than you. That way, when you run from the cops, they'll be the first to get stop-and-frisked. We know that this might sound cruel, but it's a dog-drink-dog world out there. It's better that your boy get drunk with you than with strangers. At least you'll call his Mom for bail money if things get out of hand.
10. Hang Out with Guys Who Can't Hold Their Liqour