"Men Need Yogurt Too!!!" exclaimed yogurt makers Powerful Yogurt, who have used their power to craft yogurt for the gym rats. Basically, if you live in the gym and are determined to have a physique reminiscent of a Greek god, this is the product for you. The label, featuring some dude with his abs on blast, are evidence of this.
Gothamist already penned some clever banter about the mythical residents of Mount Olympus that we won't try to rival, but if you want to get ripped, Powerful Yogurt will help you reach the promised land. If they're lying, may we all be struck down by lightning bolts, courtesy of Zeus himself.