CQ Press has updated its annual list of the safest cities in America, and these places sure sound safe. Logan, Utah-Idaho was founded by Mormons in 1859 after Brigham Young ordered them to find an ideal location for a fort. What could be safer than a place where women aren't allowed to use profanity?

There's also Provo-Orem, UT, Appleton, WI, Sheboygan, WI, State College, PA, Oshkosh-Neenah,WI, Nassau-Suffolk, NY, Edison, NJ, Harrisonburg, VA and Green Bay, WI. The list reflects the most crime-free metropolitan areas in the country, and as you can see, Wisconsin is safe as hell because all people do is watch the Packers play.

[via Gawker]

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