Some shrewd business owners have realized that if you have unisex bathrooms, you might be able to get by with only one facility or even cut back on your total number of stalls. Don't further limit our options because of your libido.

Don't get us wrong, everyone should be entitled to at least one bathroom hook-up a year. It's good for the soul. We would just encourage you to walk to the sports bar down the block and take up residence in their men's room. Spontaneous exhibitionism is all well and good, just not at the risk of the spontaneous combustion of our bladders.