What They Say: "Suggest bringing the car to the car wash. Once you're rolling through the tunnel on the conveyor, reach over, undo his pants, and go down on him. It's road head without the danger of crashing or getting pulled over by the cops. No worries if he doesn't climax by the time the wash cycle is over; just head straight home to finish what he'll now think of as the hottest foreplay he ever received."
What We Say: Sounds like the only one getting a happy ending is the car.
39. So Fresh and So Clean