What They Say: "A lot of women have trouble totally letting go when they're on the receiving end of oral because they're self-conscious of how they look down there. So slip on a sleep mask before heading south. That way, she won't be concerned with what you're seeing, but she'll still get to look down and see all the hot action."
What We Say: Don't assume she's self-conscious about how she "looks down there." Who even talks like that? This is just upsetting.
9. Look Ma, No Eyes