13. Zapped! (1982)
A young Scott Baio certified his reputation as a surefire cocksman with this sci-fi sad-sack tale of a teen blessed with the powers of telekinesis. First order of business? Lifting skirts and unsnapping bras. Isn't that what you would do? The New York Times aptly dubbed Zapped! "a retarded parody of Carrie," which is a) quite a compliment, and b) about to get "the newspaper of record" retroactively picketed by the Corky crew.