Remember when people actually gave a fuck about Fort Lauderdale, bro, when it was the spring break destination? No? That's cuz you weren't born yet, kid, but that's no reason you cant brush up on your history!

Our four leading ladies are hot and bothered and on the hunt for a hunky man—which of course means they're constantly shoving their breasts at the camera, canceling the need to "pause" the flick's title.