Two nerds, Nelson and Adam (David Knell and Perry Lang), hit Fort Lauderdale and buddy up with some cooler dudes for the annual brewski-and-breast fest that began way before MTV and Girls Gone Wild took it to Cancún.

While the belly-flops, "a beer and a hard-on" jokes and wet T-shirt contests are de rigueur for these types of movies, Spring Break is one of the originals. And thankfully, the kitsch of the '80s doesn't adulterate ruin the seemingly endless show of au naturel T&A. Plus, Corinne Wahl sings a song with a timeless message called "I Wanna Do It To You." No mysteries there!