Nothing exposes the disparity between black and white in this country like the teen sex comedy genre. Can you even think of a zany film in which young black men masturbate chronically, peep at a gang of boobs, and lose their virginity? No, you can't.

This flick about a fat black teen (Jermaine "Huggy" Hopkins) who ditches his job flipping burgers to sell sunglasses and mack on the beaches of SoCal (where you can find Coolio!) is the closest thing the original man has. It's a fucking injustice, and we demand that Nick Cannon, Omarion, Bow Wow, and Marques Houston mobilize now!