We can't front, we saw this movie because we thought it was a documentary about our homie Wankin' Stu. Turns out it's got Rob Schneider in it, so we still thought it was a documentary (about a guy who's never...made anyone laugh). But it's really about a stuck-up college chick who fears she may have violated the terms of her ABSTINENCE SCHOLARSHIP when she was drunkin' it up, so she drives cross-country to find the video of the drunken night.