22. Jane Fonda, Best Actresss, Klute (1971)
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Though Alfred Hitchcock holds the record for pithiest Oscar speech, Fonda gave him a run for his money with her strange 1971 acceptance: "There's a great deal to say, and I'm not going to say it tonight. I would just like to thank you very much."
Like some cryptic soothsayer, she stared at the audience for a moment, uttered these words, and hurried away.
And that's how the Curse of the Jane Fonda first started.