19. Adrien Brody, Best Actor, The Piano, 20002
Watch The Speech
The speech was fine, but the lip-lock with Halle Barry was lame. The moment was received as "hot" and "cute" by media outlets at the time, but Brady gets no pass here.
We'd encourage those of you wowed by Adrien's move to imagine how you'd feel if random people just dipped and kissed you whenever they got excited. If you pull a stunt like that next time you win Employee of the Month, you're liable to get shot. Or assaulted in the parking lot. Or fired. Or all the three at the same time. Like in your recurring nightmare.