Giada De Laurentiis has two distinctly different groups of fans—the women that hope her cooking skills will rub off on them, and the men that want to rub off on her. This is just a statement of the facts.
A perusal through the Italian chef's deluge of YouTube videos unearth a Sahara-like thirst that's strikingly at odds with each video's mundane subject matter. Who knew roasted asparagus could inspire desire like this?
Maybe Giada's tantalizingly low tops are to blame, or maybe it's that Italian cuisine so easily lends itself to terrible sex puns. We can't say. But we do know this—the thirst for this petite chef is real.
Here's all the proof you need: The 25 Thirstiest Comments on Giada De Laurentiis YouTube Videos.
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Slip of the Tongue
Better Call Dominos
He Said Through
Fresh Alfredo
Hide the Sausage
Welcome to the Bakery
Bacon Lube
Man For Hire
Small Indulgences
French Excellence
Better Than Bubbles
Pining For You
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Tongue Punch
Your Duncan Hines is Irrelevant
Butter Me Up
None the Wiser
Slow Down
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Tastes Like Thirst
Carnivore
Special Order