The 25 Thirstiest Comments on Giada De Laurentiis YouTube Videos

They've watched every video, but they still can't cook.

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Giada De Laurentiis has two distinctly different groups of fans—the women that hope her cooking skills will rub off on them, and the men that want to rub off on her. This is just a statement of the facts.

A perusal through the Italian chef's deluge of YouTube videos unearth a Sahara-like thirst that's strikingly at odds with each video's mundane subject matter. Who knew roasted asparagus could inspire desire like this?

Maybe Giada's tantalizingly low tops are to blame, or maybe it's that Italian cuisine so easily lends itself to terrible sex puns. We can't say. But we do know this—the thirst for this petite chef is real.

Here's all the proof you need: The 25 Thirstiest Comments on Giada De Laurentiis YouTube Videos.

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Slip of the Tongue

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Better Call Dominos

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He Said Through

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Fresh Alfredo

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Video: Giada de Laurentiis: Carbonara 

Hide the Sausage

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Welcome to the Bakery

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Bacon Lube

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Man For Hire

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Small Indulgences

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French Excellence

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Better Than Bubbles

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Video: Giada De Laurentiis Italian Cleavage

Pining For You

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Tongue Punch

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Your Duncan Hines is Irrelevant

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Butter Me Up

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None the Wiser

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Slow Down

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Tastes Like Thirst

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Carnivore

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Special Order

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The Fine Line Between Thirsty and Terrifying

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Same Damn Time

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Open Wide

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Reincarnation

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Video: Giada's Weekend Getaways - Extended Jet Ski

 

That White Frost on That Pound Cake

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