Video Evidence: Paula Abdul, 2007

Credit the Internet with making Paula Abdul look even more ridiculous than she did during this 2007 interview. First, though, watch the clip and ask yourself: "Is this person under the influence?"

Abdul insisted that any weird behavior was the result of having multiple audio feeds in her ear. Still, the Internet critiques raged. Adbul held her ground, claiming that she'd "never been drunk." If we were her, we'd admit to being high rather than admit to slurring, "Seattle had the best delusional people!" stone-cold sober.