Video Evidence: John Stamos, 2007
Drunken interviews can derail careers and damage marriages, but how often do they get you kicked out of a country? While on a publicity tour for ER, John Stamos managed to do just that after a 48-hour marathon of offending the Australian media.
Rather than discuss his television show, Stamos opted to complain about being asked to take the trip for free and mounted childish defenses against journalists who have attacked him. The former Full House star took particular offense to a reporter's claim that he didn't wear socks. And an offended John Stamos is just like a middle school boy—he claimed that he didn't mind the diss because the writer who'd done it had "a small penis."
Good job, Australia. Get Uncle Jesse out of there. Just don't give him back to us.