Maker: Pepperidge Farm
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While other kids were pulling janky cookies out of their Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle lunchboxes (FOH, bran cookies), you were elevated to king status when you whipped out the Milanos. Can you say your cookies are "distinctive," kid? We didn't think so. Now give us some elbow room on the lunch bench; you're cramping our "distinctive" style.