Maker: Nabisco
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These were cookies for joyless children, chalky and cardboard like, but we were swayed by Nabisco's brilliant marketing. The box was a self-contained circus, people! Sure, those shapes were ambiguous (the gorilla was clearly shaped like an orangutan) but the feeling of demolishing an entire gang of circus animals with our teeth was a high like no other. Yes, we were (and still are) that twisted.