Address: 1009 Poydras St.

Yet another import from Baton Rouge, this bar is named after athletes not good enough to earn college scholarships, who still make the team but never see any action. The douche quotient of the patrons echoes this sentiment perfectly as bros who aspire to pull women who are eights, nines, and tens end up preying on drunk twos, threes, and fours with little or no luck. The true definition of a sausage fest, Walk Ons is a mass of un-cool bros bonding over bad beer and cheap booze, perfectly echoing their website claim as "a culmination of many years of ideas, hopes and dreams...combined with a team spirit and camaraderie."