Address: 511 Bourbon St

Razzoo is No. 3 on our list, but check the pics on its website of world-class douchebags throwing up the No. 1 sign to see how the utterly disgusting patrons of this joint view their kingdom of cheese. Billed as "The #1 Place To Party On Bourbon Street" tells you all you need to know. Already-plastered douches cram into this hell hole for the three-for-one "happy" hour, ultimately ending up inebriated enough to grind on sloppy skanks while the house "band" cranks out painful versions of Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, and Sublime tracks. If that's anyone's idea of happy, we're all doomed. Pass the Xanax, please.