The 25 Douchiest Bars in New Orleans

Who dat dem go to these bars? The Douchiest Douches in New Orleans, that's who. Avoid them at all costs.

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In a city known worldwide for its partying prowess, it's only natural to have some of the best, most beloved bars on the planet. Whether you're into gritty punk clubs, old-school dives, craft cocktail spots, or raucous live music joints, New Orleans has every type of bar imaginable. But in a city that's particularly famous for the iconic cliche of young, wasted women flashing complete strangers for plastic beads, it's also going to attract every type of douchebag imaginable.

At one time or another, you're going to wind up getting loaded in NOLA. Be it a wedding, bachelor party, Mardi Gras, Super Bowl, or your basic weekend bender, New Orleans is on your agenda even if you don't even know it yet. Be prepared. With so many boozing options, it's easy to fall prey to the advice of the opinionated and over-friendly locals. If the person giving you tips sets off even the slightest blip on your douche radar, there's a 99% chance the spot he's hyping is not where you want to be. 

Bookmark this page on your phone. Commit it to memory. Use it as your shield against the tyranny of the New Orleans douche.

These are The 25 Douchiest Bars in New Orleans. Avoid them at all costs.

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25. The Bulldog

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24. Dos Jefe's Uptown Cigar Bar

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23. Rick's Cabaret

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22. Barcadia

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21. Jackson Brewery Bistro Bar

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20. The Three Muses

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19. The Howlin' Wolf

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18. Pat O'Brien's

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17. Bridge Lounge

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16. Fat Harry's

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15. Monkey Hill Bar

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14. The Sazerac Bar

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13. Lucy's Retired Surfer Bar

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12. The Gold Mine

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11. Bouligny Tavern

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10. Happy's

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9. Walk Ons

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8. F&M Patio Bar (Uptown)

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7. Ampersand

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6. Annex

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5. Parlays Dream Lounge

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4. Loa

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3. Razzoo

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2. The District

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1. Saints and Sinners

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