Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2

Contents: Bonus DVD, in-game unlocks including a fake Darth Maul, and a weird USB stick with an elongated head

In an age where USB sticks are a dime a dozen and everyone's got at least 4 of them within arms reach at all times it's important to differentiate yourself from the pack by making one that not only looks like a jedi that's been through a strange medieval torture device, but also by making one that covers up any adjacent USB ports on your computer, ensuring that it's the only one you'll be accessing. Seriously, this thing is hideous and the fact that it only holds 2 GB is a crime against humanity.