It's estimated that 115 million people will watch the Super Bowl. The NFL pulls enormous numbers regularly, but a share like that is totally ridiculous. There will be a lot greenhorns watching their first football game of the season. And, undoubtedly, a jerk-off in the living room with a fantasy football championship trophy on his mantle.

This guy wants you and everyone else sharing his sectional sofa to know that he loves football. Even though he can't run a mile without vomiting on himself, he has no problem telling Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs that "he's lost a step" from the comfort of his La-Z-Boy. Since he has crazy Madden skills, he's not shy about offering up some suggestions to Niners coach Jim Harbaugh, either. This is going to be a long three hours.