Super Bowl parties are like Mexican food, in that they can be infinitely modified using three basic ingredients. But instead of re-purposing cheese, meat, and tortillas, the football fan mixes beer, wings, and gratuitous gambling to create an endless list of party options as long and exalted as Taco Bell's dollar menu. So grab a square, crack a cold one, and settle into a salsa-stained recliner.

These are The 10 Types of Super Bowl Parties You Get Invited To.

Written by Sean Evans (@seanseaevans)

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