In totally unsurprising news, Portland has a vegan strip club, which reportedly holds the distinction of being the first and only vegan strip club in the world. IFC has been airing webisodes called Kumail Tours Portland starring comedian Kumail Nanjiani, and in the latest installment, he visited Casa Diablo.
During the segment, he interviews owner Johnny Diablo, gets the requisite tour and even stops by the kitchen/dressing room. A dancer named Moxie also showed him the proper (read: "sexy") way to eat vegan nachos.
You can never go wrong with naked women and vegan cuisine.