On petitiononline.com, there's a call for White History Month. The group states: "We believe that if African Americans and now Hispanics can have their history month for their heritage why cant the White Americans have White history month????? Wake up Americans before we become extinct!!!!! Please, sign my petition so that we can also have our White history month.."

Whoever is responsible for this didn't even have the gumption to take it to the White House's official petition forum.

Whether this is a joke or not is irrelevant—it has 4,416 signatures. There's a scared fool born every day.