Twitter Handle@perlapell
Followers: 79,650
Show(s) Worked OnSaturday Night Live

Being a writer for a sketch comedy show ensures that you'll deliver excellent one-liners, and Paula Pell is no exception to the rule. The O.G. SNL scribe, who wrote Tina Fey's next feature film The Nest, has a timeline so jam-packed with hilarity that your Twitter followers won't even get annoyed at how much you retweet her.