25 Reasons You'll Be #ForeverAlone, In GIFs

The harsh truth, animated.

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Welcome to Valentine's Day week. In just three days, there will be a line drawn in the sand between the haves and have-nots. If you've got a winter wifey, you'll be smothered in love, kisses, and drug store chocolates. If you don't, you'll be home watching Netflix and crying into your ramen. It's a cruel world.

We don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but if this is the fifth year in a row you've been endured cuffing season solo, there might be a reason. Or several.

Here's the harsh truth: 25 Reasons You'll Be #ForeverAlone, In GIFs 

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You insist you're incapable of feelings.

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You insist you're incapable of feelings.

You think cash can solve everything.

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You think cash can solve everything.

You express your feelings strictly with body language.

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You express your feelings strictly with body language.

You're terrified of anything that resembles commitement.

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You're terrified of anything that resembles commitment.

You think pick up lines actually work.

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You don't take rejection well.

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You don't take rejection well.

You think five minutes of sex is more than enough.

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Your friends are a bunch of socially awkward goons.

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Your friends are a bunch of socially awkward goons.

You don't understand why she gets mad when you show up to dinner an hour late.

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You don't understand why she gets mad when you show up to dinner an hour late.

You seem way to psyched too be hanging out with her.

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You seem way too psyched to be hanging out with her.

You conduct all conversation over text message

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You conduct all conversations over text message.

You think a clitoris is a type of insect

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You think a clitoris is a type of insect.

You haven't mastered the art of the subtle approach.

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You haven't mastered the art of the subtle approach.

You live in your mother's basement...and you're 30-years-old.

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You live in your mother's basement, and you're 30-years-old.

You have no ambition.

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You have no ambition.

You take tips from pick-up artists.

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You take tips from pick-up artists.

You're skilled at turning any conversation into an argument.

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You're skilled at turning every conversation into an argument.

You come on way too strong.

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You come on way too strong.

You're unwilling to settle for anything less than Gisele Bundchen.

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You're unwilling to settle for anything less than Gisele Bundchen.

You're just creepy as hell.

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You're just creepy as hell.

Your motto is money over bitches.

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Your motto is money over bitches.

You blur the fine line between "interested" and "obsessed."

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You blur the fine line between "interested" and "obsessed."

You take girls on first dates using Groupon deals

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You take girls on first dates using Groupon deals.

You're too, too thirsty.

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You're too, too thirsty.

You love bad bitches. That's your fucking problem.

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You love bad bitches. That's your fucking problem.

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