25 Laughable Sex Scenes From Famous Male Novelists

From Women

Author: Charles Bukowski
Participants: Henry Chinaski, Iris
Worst Line(s): "My cock was still hard. I picked up one of the shoes and rubbed my cock with it. It felt great. Then I put the shoe back on the floor. When Iris came out of the bathroom still smiling, my cock went down."

What? Some shoes are very vaginal.

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