25 Laughable Sex Scenes From Famous Male Novelists

From It

Author: Stephen King
Participants: Beverly Marsh, "Stuttering" Bill Denbrough, Ben Hanscom, Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Stan Uris, Mike Hanlon
Worst Line(s): " 'No, I can't.' But she thinks that part of him can and wants to, because she feels something small and hard which presses against the right side of her belly."

Easy Dad laughs about how the little brain vs. the big brain, but this scene is really special because of the larger context. See, this is a sex scene between a bunch of adolescent kids, one girl and six boys, to be specific. Actually, this isn't funny at all. It's just distressing.

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