Author: Tom Wolfe
Participants: Charlotte Simmons, Hoyt Thorpe
Worst Line(s): "Slither slither slither slither went the tongue, but the hand that was what she tried to concentrate on, the hand, since it has the entire terrain of her torso to explore and not just the otorhinolaryngological caverns - oh God, it was not just at the border where the flesh of the breast joins the pectoral sheath of the chest - no, the hand was cupping her entire right - Now! She must say 'No, Hoyt' and talk to him like a dog..."

Tom Wolfe's infamously bad passage has kept fans of hilarious sex scenes happy for years. It has almost an avant garde quality to it. As if the characters were perfoming it in a Greenwich Village coffee shop in the '60s. "At the third 'slither,' really slap those bongos, Carl."