25 Laughable Sex Scenes From Famous Male Novelists

From House of Holes

Author: Nicholson Baker
Participants: Polly, a penis
Worst Line(s): "She was amazed. It was like his penis had a telescoping action—the more she taunted and reviled it, the more it kept adding intermediate sections. It was like a subway improvement project."

*drops mic*

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