Played By: Patton Oswalt
How many episodes of television has Patton Oswalt saved in the last ten years? The man has guest starred on every show you love, and anchored unwieldy shows like King of Queens and United States of Tara when they fell victim to their worst bad habits.
We've been on the bandwagon to get Oswalt his own show for some time. While we wait patiently for him to get his shot, we'll watch his recent spots on Portlandia and Justified, and remember how great he was on King of Queens—while also remembering how great it is that we aren't watching it.