Flavor Flav, Flavor of Love
Played By: Flavor Flav
Don't hate the Flavor, hate the game. There's a reason that Flavor Flav's was the face that launched a thousand reality shows. Dating shows revolving around women clawing over faded stars are inherently unpleasant, but, damn it, Flav was entertaining.
Only Rock of Love came anywhere close to repeating the brilliance that was Flavor of Love. Anyone out there who suffered through Tila Tequila or Ray J's shows knows that there was only one king, and he wore clock and a crown.
Now, please get him a place to be funny that isn't a pathetic dating show.