What About The Internet?: Twitter

Why: "I think you should have get a license to use to Twitter. Because most people are so f*cking boring that they should shut up. Why do you need to say 'Happy Birthday' to another person in front of the whole world? Just email that person. Why do you have to be like, 'Hey girl, I loved your outfit yesterday"? Just contact that person! You're wasting the Internets... or something. It's just so boring." -NBC Online video, January, 2013