Hockey games get props for consistently having a fight mode (albeit a less bloody and concussed one than in real life) where players square off, but no matter how hard you try to pick a fight in most sports games, it's impossible to start the sorts of brawls between players, coaches/managers, and fans that regularly make SportsCenter highlights.

Seriously, you can bean an entire baseball team in the head, one batter after the other, or tackle Lionel Messi with studs up and the intent of breaking his leg, and the only thing that happens is you get ejected. What?! Nobody even so much as gets in your face for that?! Is there no such thing as manhood and team unity in sports video gaming? Grandpa fought WWII for this?