What's In It?: Vodka, peach schnapps, creme de cassis, orange juice, cranberry juice
What It Tastes Like: Like vodka and a harem of juices had a baby. Because that's what happens when you fornicate outdoors.
Why You Should Order It: If you can order this deadpan, without so much as raising an eyebrow at the bartender, you my friend, have balls. We like that. Pause.