Before you go into full-on ass-slapping, checking yourself out in the mirror like Christian-Bale in American Psycho mode, ask yourself a question: is this really what she wants?

While adult entertainers make a living treating each other's bodies like objects, most women don't enjoy being treated that way. Perhaps looking a woman in the eye or embracing her tenderly makes you feel far less macho than riding her like a rodeo bull, but one of those moves is going to get you invited back, and it isn't the cowboy act. Save the "pizza delivery guy" shtick for your masturbatory fantasies and focus on interacting with her, rather than giving a performance.