Perfect For: A woman who can't be bothered with sex toys.
Buy It Here: $65

At first glance, it's hard to believe this futuristic-looking device could provide a woman pleasure. But trust, it does. Unlike other lame fingertip vibrators you can cop at the pharmacy, Jimmyjane is equipped with two finger-pads that are each covered with soft silicone. The Hello Touch lives up to its name; it feels like a natural extension of your touch. For a woman who has said she wishes you had more hands, this is the gift that keeps giving. It also gets extra points for making you appear as though you're a robot. Unintentional cosplay at its finest.