Perfect For: The woman who wants all-luxe-everything.
Buy It Here: $149

The Crave Duet is the equivalent of a luxury vacation for her vagina. For one, its sleek, subtle design will give her an indulgent feeling before she even pulls it out of its leather case. And then she'll turn it on. Those prongs may look intimidating, but they're capable of cradling her clitoris in a way no human ever could. The vibration is intense and focused, and she will be overwhelmed. But mostly she'll just be grateful to you.

As an added bonus, the silicone tip detaches from the metal body to reveal a USB. Yes, you can charge this on your computer, and the LUX version even has 8Gb of storage for "secret" files. Don't act like you're not impressed.