We understand Twinkies are becoming artifacts, but does the general public love them enough to pay at least $25 for one on eBay? Oh, and by the way, it's rotting.
Condition: New: A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item. See the seller's listing for full details
In case you're wondering why anyone would elect to do this, here's more information:
Easiest way to do this is to explain my story. I have impluse control issues, and one of them concerns (concerned) Twinkies. To put it bluntly, I love them. Like a dog, I eat them (ate) until I got sick.